The Man With The World's Biggest Pen!s Get's Offered P0rn Film Role
May. 02, 2020
You may remember that Mexican man, Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, who's famous for being the man with the world's largest pen!s - at a whopping 18.9 inches long. If you need a little reminder? Here you go:
It was revealed that instead of getting a reduction in order to have a proper s,ex life, he decided to keep his full length. That's because apparently the levels of fame it brought him were more valuable than any s,ex life could provide.
But it also turns out that that having a giant dong isn't quite as lucrative as you might think, and Cabrera's pen!s is so unwieldy that he's had to register as disabled.
He even has to rely on food banks and benefits from the government every four months to keep him going.
However, having originally said that his ginormous pen!s hinders his opportunities in finding a 'normal' job, there is one, quite obvious, line of profession that he'll be able to pursue.
The mysteriously-named 'YouP0rn Guy', who brought the adult site into the world - and the infamous series of FakeTaxi, among other 'Fake' sites - was the first to suggest the direction Roberto could go in.
"We would fly him over to Prague and he can come see our doctors and nurses at our FakeHospital.com," YouPorn Guy told interviewers.
"We would make the scene quite comical, and would get a female doctor and two or three nurses all trying to have a go on it.
"He would have the time of his life. Everyone would want to see the scene for sure - whether they would get off on it is another matter."
Cabrera had previously expressed interested in working in adult entertainment, so seems like this could be a good fit.
Unfortunately, though, Roberto's doctor is against the idea of him keeping his d!ck which probably rules out his endorsement of a lucrative adult entertainment career with 'The YouP0rn Guy'.
"We have advised him, 'Mr Roberto, the best thing for you is that the doctors give a normal shape to your pen!s so that it doesn't hurt you, in order to have se.xual relationships, in order to have children'," Doctor Jesus David Salazar Gonzalez said. "But he doesn't accept it; he'd rather have a pen!s bigger than the rest of the people.
"In Latin culture whoever has the bigger pen!s is more macho.
"It's something that makes him different to the rest of the people and makes him feel special."
But it's okay, Roberto - since all this has happened it's actually been revealed that dudes with shorter pen!ses make better lovers.
So there you have it.
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