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100 Funny Wedding Quotes That Will Make You and Everyone at the Celebration Laugh
May 20, 2025

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Looking for a funny saying for your wedding speech, toast or card?
Something that will make the happy couple and everyone else laugh out loud?
Then today’s post is just what you need. In it I want to share 100 of the wittiest and best funny wedding quotes.
Use one or a couple of them for one of the three things mentioned above or for social media posts, group chats or texts to make this celebration of love a fun and lighthearted one.

Funny Wedding Quotes That Will Make You and Everyone at the Celebration Laugh

“The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly who you are: good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass. That’s the kind of person that’s worth sticking with.”
– Juno
“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
– Rita Rudner
“Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.”
– Mae West
“The first draft of my vows, which I wrote the day after we got engaged, clocked in at around 70 pages.”
– Lelsli Knope (from the TV-show Parks and Recreation)
“I’m married to a very unusual person, but maybe it took a very unusual person to be willing to marry me.”
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