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Ladies! 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Go Clubbing With Your Boyfriend
Doreen|Aug. 10, 2019
Clubs are crowded, crowded place filled with incredibly drunk people pretending to have a great time. You can't hear, you can't see and you definitely can't move.There is no happy medium at a club: You are either too drunk to be able to actually enjoy it or too sober to be able to deal with it. If that isn't enough reason to avoid this awful place, well here are five more:
1. Clubs are overcrowded
Trying to get a drink at a club is a nightmare. Everyone is pushing, trying to make eye contact with the ONE bartender who seems to be working. Why is it that there is always just one person behind the bar when the club is packed on a Friday or Saturday night?
2. Drinks are too expensive
Who can even afford more than one of these watered-down, nasty drinks anyway? Don't think you're being clever in opting for a beer either because it can cost you just as much.
3. You won't hear anything
Good luck trying to hear anything over the outdated Avicii playing from the speakers. You can't even attempt to hold a conversation with the person next to you because it's too damn loud.
4. You get lost too easily
Women go to the bathroom together at a club because if one girl goes by herself, she will never see her friends again. You think you can sneak away quickly and grab a drink, but that's a 25 minute process in and of itself. Not a single person is looking at her phone (unless she is posting a picture), so your texts asking where everyone went will go unanswered, as you feverishly scan the room for your friends.
5. The surprise grind
Apparently, if you are out dancing on the floor with your friends, you're giving creepy men everywhere the go-ahead to dance with you. I'm not sure when we started ignoring the concept of personal space, but clearly the club is where it goes to die.
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