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Late Night Reels as Joe Biden Gets the Boot, Too
Dec 1, 2020
Welcome to Best of Late Night, a rundown of the previous night’s highlights that lets you sleep — and lets us get paid to watch comedy. We’re all stuck at home at the moment, so here are the 50 best movies on Netflix right now . Major Mishap President-elect Joseph R. Biden Jr. fractured his foot over the weekend while playing with Major, his German shepherd. He’ll have to wear an orthopedic boot for a while. “So in a way, Trump and Biden both got the boot this month,” Jimmy Kimmel said on Monday. Trevor Noah was suspicious: “Someone check who that dog voted for,” he said.
“He suffered hairline fractures in his right foot. Even the eventful things that happen to Joe Biden are uneventful.” — JIMMY KIMMEL “Biden was like, ‘Ah, it’s no big deal; I’ve been dealing with a fractured hairline for years.’” — JIMMY FALLON “Apparently, he slipped and fell while playing with Major, his dog. The Pentagon today announced that Major has been demoted to captain.” — JIMMY KIMMEL “And why does Biden need a walking boot? He shouldn’t be walking; he should be riding a golf cart everywhere. It’s called being presidential.” — TREVOR NOAH
“Even half-baked, Tyson looked pretty good. Roy Jones was hanging on to him for dear life. It was less of a fight — it was more like two old friends who haven’t seen each other in a long time, they just got the vaccine.” — JIMMY KIMMEL “Now I know some people didn’t think this fight was worth the $50 they paid on pay-per-view, but right now, people, this is the only place you can see two middle-aged men fighting. I mean, now that Covid has canceled all the Little League games, where else are you going to get that action, baby?” — TREVOR NOAH The Bits Worth Watching Monday’s “Late Show” offered Part 2 of Stephen Colbert’s interview with Barack Obama.
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